Shading with colored pencils

Everyone that saw the Sex and the City movie will recognize this quote. It has single-handedly incorporated the phrase "coloring" (which if you don't know is a euphemism for s_x) into the fab five's vocab and we've used it as our "code word" ever since.

One of the fabulous ones had quite the interesting coloring experience this weekend, well actually she said it shouldn't count as coloring but more like "shading with colored pencils." Ouch that's gotta hurt lol. 

It was one of those encounters that had a lot of build up. This person has been around for a while and has popped in and out out the scene. There has always been chemistry and so finally this weekend it happened. It was time to tap into that box of crayons and use every shade and color inside and outside the lines and well the coloring ended up being shading and she said with colored pencils.

I think we all died silently when she said that. That has to be the worst thing ever. You have this great experience built in your head and then it happens and you are mad that you put in all that effort. We are trying to convince her to give him a second chance since this happened after a night where alcohol was involved. But the first experience is pretty much ruined.

A second sober chance may help with the "shading" portion but the fact that she called it a colored pencil *flatline*. Welp you can't really change size but maybe the movement will be better the next time which will enhance the overall experience *shrug*.

I think the kicker of this entire experience was he called her with the dreaded aftermath question and statement of "so how was it, it was great for me." *Blank Stare*

How exactly do you tell someone that they don't even count as coloring but shading??? That's gotta be tough on the ego.